I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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