i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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