Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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