Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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