tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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