Nicole vs. Life
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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