Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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