i may or may not be watching the land before time
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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