It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
