She announced her abortion via fbk
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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