Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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