He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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