? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize