Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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