I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
