: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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