she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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