She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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