I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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