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(313): View more from Michigan

Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I just made out with a guy for $7.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Five things that make you perfect. Go.

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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.

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(858): View more from California

Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere

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(912): View more from Georgia

I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories

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(303): View more from Colorado

I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.

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(512): View more from Texas

He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.

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(410): View more from Maryland

What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?

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Shame?

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