Christians are straight up FREAKS
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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