He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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