I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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