she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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