Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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