So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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