In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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