My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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