He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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