is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Even my vagina gasped.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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