Got a toothbrush?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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