we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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