3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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