I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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