I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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