I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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