Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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