The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i think i just lost a toe
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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