she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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