If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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