I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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