guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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