Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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