epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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