Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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