Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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