I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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