So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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