Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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