I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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