im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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