hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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