Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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